so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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