I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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