can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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