you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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