The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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