So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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