is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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