Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
We got so high we made milksteak
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It's official drugs can't kill me
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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