i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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