i barfeds in our rink
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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