does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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