There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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