i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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