no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
FUCK WHALES
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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