And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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