A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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