ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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