I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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