pedialite and red bull = repair kit
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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