How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
you never un-have a 4some
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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