Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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