plz talk dirty to me
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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