I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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