At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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