Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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