brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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