I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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