He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
