well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.