Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck

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(903): View more from Texas

I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!

(1-903): View more from Texas

What does that even mean?

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(713): View more from Texas

PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering

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(330): View more from Ohio

Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone

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27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
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(214): View more from Texas

Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,

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(586): View more from Michigan

he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...

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(585): View more from New York

I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.

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(941): View more from Florida

I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.

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