Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.