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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.

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  29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"

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  no way

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  that's when i decided you were gonna be okay

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.

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  21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism

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• (510): View more from California

  Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I think you're overestimating how drunk I was

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  You said your pillow felt like the ocean...

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