I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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