she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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