what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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