its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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