My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Its about making memories worth repressing
Who did Billy Mays play for?
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just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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