Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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