Nicole vs. Life
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
So vagazzling was a success
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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