That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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