How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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