You're so nebulous sometimes
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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