so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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