Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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