oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm at about main and main street
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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