drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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