i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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