Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
It's shark week go big or go home
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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