Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
