she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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