i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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Every concussion has its silver lining
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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