The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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