Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
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I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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