I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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