btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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