The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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