i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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